{"id":625,"date":"2009-05-31T23:55:29","date_gmt":"2009-06-01T03:55:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.jedbrubaker.com\/?p=625"},"modified":"2009-06-01T00:36:34","modified_gmt":"2009-06-01T04:36:34","slug":"a-sassy-sweet-sixteen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/31\/a-sassy-sweet-sixteen\/","title":{"rendered":"A Sassy Sweet Sixteen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A lot has been going on lately. Graduations, birthdays (Steve&#8217;s), more graduate school on the way, and the summer&#8217;s crop of going aways &#8212; plenty of reasons to celebrate! It seemed a pity to prioritize one of these events over the other, so we went for the obvious solution:<\/p>\n<p><strong>A birthday party for my cat.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Yes, Minka celebrated her 16th birthday last night, and Steve and I were desperate to make it even more ridiculous than last year&#8217;s quincea\u00f1era (yes, also not a joke). When explaining the celebration to a cashier at the grocery store we were given a wide-eyed look of disbelief. When she realized we weren&#8217;t kidding, she had to excuse herself while recovering from a laughing fit.<\/p>\n<p>In the name of such ridiculousness, I thought I would share a (sassy) photo posted on Facebook by Rick.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.jedbrubaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/minka-sweetsixteen.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-626\" title=\"Minka's Sweet Sixteen\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.jedbrubaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/minka-sweetsixteen.jpg\" alt=\"Minka's Sweet Sixteen\" width=\"252\" height=\"304\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/minka-sweetsixteen.jpg 317w, https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/minka-sweetsixteen-248x300.jpg 248w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 252px) 100vw, 252px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;PETA should be called&#8230;&#8221; commented one of Rick&#8217;s friends.<\/p>\n<p>Yup. That is how I roll.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and by the way, it seems that racing down the street on your scooter with a dozen pink baloons is a sure-fire way to collect a bunch of smiles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lot has been going on lately. Graduations, birthdays (Steve&#8217;s), more graduate school on the way, and the summer&#8217;s crop of going aways &#8212; plenty of reasons to celebrate! It seemed a pity to prioritize one of these events over the other, so we went for the obvious solution: A birthday party for my cat. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[41,39,40,496,42],"class_list":["post-625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-birthday","tag-cat","tag-minka","tag-personal","tag-sweet-sixteen"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pJP4m-a5","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/625","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=625"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/625\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":630,"href":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/625\/revisions\/630"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}