{"id":384,"date":"2008-10-15T08:52:29","date_gmt":"2008-10-15T12:52:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.jedbrubaker.com\/?p=384"},"modified":"2008-10-15T08:52:29","modified_gmt":"2008-10-15T12:52:29","slug":"anonymous-wi-fi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/15\/anonymous-wi-fi\/","title":{"rendered":"Anonymous Wi-Fi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-385 aligncenter\" title=\"Network of Mayham - Anonymous WiFi\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.jedbrubaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/network-of-mayhem-20081014.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"426\" height=\"236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/network-of-mayhem-20081014.jpg 494w, https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/network-of-mayhem-20081014-300x166.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 426px) 100vw, 426px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Right now I am connected to the internet via some wonderful hub named &#8220;MS-Wireless&#8221; that, despite a genera-horrible name, has been trucking on for nearly 6 months somwhere across the street from my office. With a locked down guest Wi-Fi and VPN, that hub has been a lifesaver.<\/p>\n<p>Well, with anonymity on the brain, I have been suprised at just how hard true anonymity is on the internet these days. So, of course, the following post from <a title=\"Wi-Fi names!\" href=\"http:\/\/cultofmac.com\/think-different-with-network-names\/3964\" target=\"_blank\">Cult of Mac made me smile<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>You know what it\u2019s like when you\u2019re strolling around looking for networks. They\u2019re all the same. They\u2019re all called \u201cbelkin54? or \u201cNETGEAR\u201d or \u201cBTHomeHub\u201d. So generic. So default. What we really need is networks with <em>imaginative<\/em> names. Names like \u201cVicious Evil Network Of Mayhem\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><!--more-->Just for fun they asked readers to submit their creative WiFi names, which resulted in gems like &#8220;Don\u2019t even think about it&#8221;, &#8220;connect for viruses&#8221;, &#8220;My bandwidth is bigger than yours&#8221;, &#8220;rabbit&#8221;, &#8220;The House Of Trouser&#8221;, &#8220;Good bye and good riddance&#8221;, and &#8220;Get off my LAN!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It is curious that most of these anonymous SSIDs are gatekeeper-like warnings. Personally, I was expecting more location oriented or identity related names (sorry, rabbit doesn&#8217;t cut it). There is a &#8220;20009&#8221; somewhere on my street (that is my zipcode, let the stalking ensue), and my home wifi network is a play on Q St (where I live) and its proximity to the gay ghetto: &#8220;QueerStreet&#8221;. Funny though, before that it was actually &#8220;anonymous&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Right now I am connected to the internet via some wonderful hub named &#8220;MS-Wireless&#8221; that, despite a genera-horrible name, has been trucking on for nearly 6 months somwhere across the street from my office. With a locked down guest Wi-Fi and VPN, that hub has been a lifesaver. Well, with anonymity on the brain, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-technology"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pJP4m-6c","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}