{"id":32,"date":"2006-02-27T23:14:05","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:14:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.jedbrubaker.com\/index.php\/2006\/02\/27\/ayurvedic-disasters\/"},"modified":"2007-06-14T17:27:08","modified_gmt":"2007-06-15T00:27:08","slug":"ayurvedic-disasters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.whatknows.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/27\/ayurvedic-disasters\/","title":{"rendered":"Ayurvedic Disasters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" vspace=\"10\" hspace=\"20\" align=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.jedbrubaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/gallery\/Stranger%20in%20Kandy\/thumbs\/IMG_1098.jpg\" \/>Our hotel in Kandy was gorgeous. Twenty-five dollars got us a room with a view in an old colonial house with impossibly high ceilings and an impossibly stunning view of the hills surrounding this graceful town. There was one problem: mosquitoes. Kara had bargained for three mosquito coils, but later informed me that they don&#8217;t really work. &#8220;Well then,&#8221; I said, on our way back from a surprisingly good dinner of Chinese food, &#8220;let&#8217;s just try and kill them all.&#8221; And so Kara and I, tired from the day, did what any expats on vacation would do. We went on an good-old-fashioned mosquito hunt!<img decoding=\"async\" vspace=\"10\" hspace=\"20\" align=\"right\" alt=\"Arrg! I'll get you!\" title=\"Arrg! I'll get you!\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.jedbrubaker.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/gallery\/Stranger%20in%20Kandy\/thumbs\/IMG_1137.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The next morning after a stunning two course breakfast with excellent coffee, fruit, eggs and toast, Kara took off to church, and I, wanting to keep a <a title=\"Oh, Grant...\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.connexion.org\/viewprofile.cfm?id=36116\">best-friend<\/a> tradition alive, despite the country, went to get a massage. After all, how often are you in Sri Lanka and can get an <a title=\"I didn't make this word up. Here is the proof.\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sri_Lankan_Ayurvedic_Tradition\">Ayurvedic<\/a> massage? I spent the rest of the day covered, literally head to toe, in oil.<\/p>\n<p>Later that day, while on the train back to Colombo, Kara looked at me alarmed. &#8220;What is that?&#8221;, she said looking at the side of my head. Not certain if she should risk contact with the offending sight, I wiped some sweat from the part of my face apparently responsible for the duress, only to find my hand, well, green. &#8220;Oil,&#8221; the masseuse had said earlier, as he reached for the next in a succession of vials that were used, &#8220;Very good quality. Smell nice, no?&#8221; Apparently that was not the only indicator of its quality.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You happy?&#8221; the masseuse had asked when my hour was over. The question seemed a strange invitation for an evaluation of the massage. I had said yes, and of course it was true. But add some humidity, dirt, and a lot of walking and sweating, and I think my answer had changed by mid-afternoon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our hotel in Kandy was gorgeous. Twenty-five dollars got us a room with a view in an old colonial house with impossibly high ceilings and an impossibly stunning view of the hills surrounding this graceful town. There was one problem: mosquitoes. 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